City prosecutors said Thursday they will ask a judge to revoke Paris Hilton’s probation in a reckless driving case, a move that could lead to a jail term.

“We’re confident we have sufficient evidence to prove that her license was suspended and that she had knowledge of that suspension,” said Nick Velasquez, a spokesman for the city attorney’s office. He declined to elaborate on the evidence, citing an ongoing investigation.

Hilton could face up to 90 days in jail if a judge finds she violated her probation, Velasquez said. A hearing was set for April 17, but Hilton is not required to attend.

And the great debate continues. Cutlets or silicon? Oh, and the jail thing? Cool. Yay for justice system.

This biotch needs jail time, and a good spanking. Paris is a spoiled brat that got busted for a DUI and plead down to Reckless Driving. She got 3 years probation and a suspended license. AND NOT TWO WEEKS after that, she got busted for driving. Paris doesn’t need to drive to work and make minimum wage to support herself. Paris has drivers that are at her beck and call. There is only one way to handle people who believe that they are some how privileged or above the law. Throw the book at her!

Courtney Love in a bikini in Hawaii on 3-27-07

I was going to post these pictures earlier today. But I have taste! At least I did. Now looking at these I have lost all sense of taste in my mouth. Blah. Everything is going Black and White too. Blah. Thanks for killing my senses Jim.

Holy crap! I can’t even BELIEVE that is Courtney Love! I can’t decide whether I’m turned on, or disgusted. Okay wait. NOW I’m disgusted. Wow that was strange. It was a delayed disgust-reaction.

Halle Berry contemplated suicide after her first marriage imploded. The 40-year-old actress, who was devastated when her marriage to baseball player David Justice collapsed in 1996, only changed her mind after thinking of the effect it would have on her mother.
She told Parade magazine: “I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming, when I had an image of my mother finding me. She sacrificed so much for her children, and to end my life would be an incredibly selfish thing to do.

“It was all about a relationship. My sense of worth was so low. I had to re-programme myself to see the good in me. Because someone didn’t love me didn’t mean I was unlovable. I promised myself I would never be a coward again.”

Anytime she wants a reminder of how people love her, I can ’shower’ her with my love. Call me, Halle. Call me.

Awww… it must be so difficult being Halle Berry. Working 4 months out of the year for millions of dollars, heralded as one of the most beautiful people on the planet… ya just gotta feel for the girl. Well Halle, I applaud you for coming out with this story. It is truly rare to find someone so conceited, that they don’t even realize how ridiculous they sound.

Jessica Simpson poses with foreign kids at some foreign orphanage

Look at that fake smile on Jessie’s face. And is it me, or has she pudged out a bit. Don’t get me wrong, Hollywood is way way too skinny, but Jessie looks like she is eating away her pain for Nicky.

Everyone knows Jessica wants kids. The problem is, she wants WHITE kids, not these left-over Walmart roll-back-priced kids. Hence, her fake smile. And you can’t really blame her. These kids can’t speak English, and Jessica has barely mastered the language herself.