“I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana,” Campbell said at her court appearance. “This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her.”

In exchange for her guilty plea, she was ordered to pay Scolavino’s medical expenses of $363, do five days of community service and attend a two-day anger-management program.

“I do therapy every day,” Campbell tells “Extra,” adding that she’s also partaking in the healing powers of crystals: “I think they bring great energy. … You should see how many I travel with.”

Crystals??? Really. How 80’s. And the chick only got $300? How lame. At least that hotel guy in New York got some serious cash out of Russell Crowe!

If I ever met Naomi Cambell I pound the crystals into her ugly skull with a hammer.

NBC has signed a deal for six episodes of a half-hour unscripted series chronicling the former Posh Spice’s relocation from Europe with her soccer-star husband, David, who has signed to play with the Galaxy team here, Daily Variety said Wednesday.

Ahh, my fav Spice Girl now in America. Why is she my fav? Her fake boobs! Yay! Simon from American Idol manages both Beckhams and is also producing this show for NBC. Man, if it’s British and Reality then Simon is on it! Here’s a ton of shots of her headlights, uhh I mean her, walking about town.

Victoria Beckham should do a show called “Becoming Barbie” and the show should follow her misadventures of her plastic surgery. The woman doesn’t even look like a woman anymore. Oh… and her best buddy is now Katie Holmes. Who wants to bet that her and “Becks” are scientologists by the summer? Hell, Tom Cruise is probably producing her show.