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X-MEN TO EX-SOPRANO

Mar 29, 2007 Celebrity News

Dania Rairez aka Callisto in X-Men 3.

These boobs and shoved in so tight they look like. . . God, I don�t even know what they look like, but it ain�t good folks!

The boobs are fine, it’s the face I’m worried about. The poor girl looks like someone hit her in the face with a shovel. The tan isn’t helping much either. (Although in the close-up pic below she doesn’t look too bad. Maybe it’s that down-syndrome smile that makes her look funky.)

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JA-MY LYNN SIGLER

Mar 29, 2007 Celebrity News

Jamie Lynn Sigler at the Sopranos finale

She�s just plain hot. I feel something move whenever I see her.

Since the Sopranos is done, I hope this means she�ll try to find movie work.

Work like Everyone Loves Jack, Woman on Top (of Jack), and Attack of the 50 foot Jack (read into it people)

Okay… I’m totally out of the loop when it comes to this chick. She’s back to “Sigler” now? She dumped “Discala”? I guess so. Damn I feel stupid.

From Wikipedia: In July 2003 she married her agent A.J. DiScala, and took the name Jamie-Lynn DiScala. She has stated that she is a very traditional girl, and never had any doubt that she would take her husband’s name after marrying, even professionally. However, in September 2005, Sigler and DiScala announced that they were separating after only two years of marriage, and she subsequently changed her name back.

So Jack… I guess you have a chance.

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SOPRAN-HOS

Mar 29, 2007 Celebrity News

Susie Castillo at the same damn finale

Why so many Sopranos chicks? Cause it�s ending, and it was a good show.

That�s what I hear anyway. I don�t have HBO.

Oh shut up, they all have boobs. And boobs are like beer. I need a couple of each every day.

I am SOOO gonna get slammed for this, but… I watched the Sopranos. Once. I found it boring, contrived, and all together lack-luster. I’m not a fan of Gandolfini or Eddie Falco, I think they are both pompous and full of themselves. The show is over-rated, and from what I hear, hasn’t been any good since season 4, and at this point HBO is beating a dead horse.

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THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT ‘GRINDHER’

Mar 28, 2007 Movie News, Celebrity News

Former Hot Chick, Rose McGowan at the opening of Grindhouse

Apparently it�s true what they say:

Hollywood men may look better with age, but Hollywood chicks just get old looking.

I used to love Rose and her devil-may-care attitude. Now it�s just a devil-attitude and wrinkles.

Oh well. Time to move on to the next generation of chicks.

My Gods! What did Rose do to her face? It looks like a left over mold at the wax museum that they threw away because it didn’t look real enough. I don’t even think she has eyebrows anymore, those are just painted on. I’d still be more than happen to spooge on her cleavage, as long as there was a bag available to put on her head.

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THEIR MARRIAGE IS DHOOM’ED

Mar 28, 2007 Celebrity News

Former Miss World Aishwarya Rai will marry actor boyfriend Abhishek Bachchan next month in one of the most high-profile Indian weddings of the year, reports said Tuesday.

The couple have been dubbed “Abhiash,” a melding of their two names in the fashion of “Brangelina” for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Rai and Bachchan struck up a friendship while acting in their first Bollywood movie together seven years ago.

Their latest film “Dhoom 2″ was the highest grossing Bollywood movie last year, collecting 1.65 billion rupees (37 million dollars) at the box office.

In India it is illegal for a man and woman who are not married to kiss and snuggle together. I hear these two are getting married so that they get more movie roles allowing them to kiss and snuggle on screen without getting stoned outside the theater.

That�s what I tell myself, because she�s so hot and he looks like a big geek.

Jack… do you have some obsession with Indian people? Do you own Bollywood movies? Do you secretly desire that your wife would wear a dot on her forehead? Are you starting a new site called “BollywoodZap.com.”