Archive for March, 2007

WYNONNA MARRIED A PERV.

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Wynonna Judd filed for divorce Tuesday from her estranged husband, less than a week after his arrest in Texas on sex charges involving a minor. Dan R. Roach, 49, was arrested Thursday in Abilene and charged with three counts of aggravated sexual battery against a child younger than 13 in Nashville, police said.


I was going to make some jokes, but making fun of child stuff just doesn’t sit well in my stomach.

What I don’t understand is the women who know this is going on and let it continue. “Oh, he’ll change. He’s working on it.”

Really? Are women that stupid? And where do I meet someone that stupid, cause my socks sitting on the floor won’t seem that bad to her.

“I’ll change. I’m working on it.”




Hey, I’m the first to admit it… I’m a huge perv. But this guy goes beyond pervy and straight into ‘creepy demon’ territory. Sexual battery against a child YOUNGER than 13? What a jerk.

One has to wonder how Wynonna could marry someone like this. She never caught him checking out the JCpenny kids catalog? The TIVO season pass of “Lizzie McGuire” didn’t throw up a red flag?


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CUTLETS OR SILICON: YOU DECIDE!

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Rumors abound about Paris getting a boob job. Here’s some pics to help you decide for yourself.


I say silicon.

I say, who cares.

All women, even skanks like Paris Hilton, need to have bigger boobs. Bo-Ya!




For those that are ill informed, “cutlets” are better know as “chicken cutlets” in Hollywood. They are pieces of rubber that chicks stick in their bra to make their boobs look bigger, and look like chicken cutlets. (Jennifer Aniston wore them for the first 2 season of “Friends”.)

Between the fake boobs, the wigs, the girdles & the make-up… you just never know what you are gonna get when you bring these chicks home.

Paris is the queen of cutlets and wonder bras. I hate to see what she looks like when you roll over to see her in the morning.


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I’D LIKE TO MAKE A ‘DEPOSIT’

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I know what you’re thinking: Slow Day.

But really, I’m thinking, “Hey I use Bank of America! And I just know that Love’s money and mine are merging together, growing interest together, touching and huggin in the vault.”

Oh yeah baby, one step closer to you.




Jack… you scare me.

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THE RESULTS ARE IN. . .

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Anna Nicole died of an accidental drug overdose after she was found unresponsive at a hotel, authorities said Monday.

“We found nothing to indicate any foul play,” said Chief Charlie Tiger of the Seminole police department.

Neither Tiger nor Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper immediately said what drug or drugs were involved in her death.


Shocker.

I was expecting more from all the rumors and hype around today’s announcement.

Well, here’s some pics from her decent looking days.




I’m shocked! Utterly shocked! I can’t believe my ears! A drug over-dose? A drug-overdose? I don’t believe it! I can’t believe it! My Anna on drugs? It can’t be true! She was so normal, so level headed. Who could have seen this coming? There were no signs at all that she was on drugs! No sign at all! What a shocker.

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MINI-MINNIE

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Minnie Driver is getting a lot of critical acclaim for her new hit show The Riches.


I know she has always been skinny, but she has definitely turned into another skeletor. Look how you can count her veins in her arms! Ick.

When I’m in bed with a chick this skinny, I’m always worried about hearing our bones clanking together.

Crack, Crack, Oh Baby, crack, crack, Oh Ouch. . . .




Sometimes when chicks go skinny, it’s not all THAT bad. I mean, if they have no boobs to begin with, or they have a small frame… think Nicole Kidman. However, Minnie Driver was never meant to be this skinny. First of all, she has a fantastic rack when she is normal looking. Second of all, she’s got a jaw line that rivals AH-nold’s, so that when she is skinny like this, she looks like a man. Mini-Minnie? More like Manly-Minnie.

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