Katharine McPhee at Hollywood’s Tightest Bodies Party March 21, 2007.

I am starting to get an appreciation for Miss McPhee. Wowza! Look at those thighs! In the words of the sage that is Billy Idol: “Ride the pony!” McPhee…

DAMMIT! I told Kat that she should only do that move when she is riding me! Kat… that’s OUR move baby! Don’t share it with the world! Now it’s not special anymore. Well, since you made “Ride the Pony” public, I guess it’s the “Dirty Sanchez” for you tonight!

After a successful hunt, Angelina has bagged herself another little buck.

Look at that picture. It totally looks like they drugged the kid and snuck him out of the country. And Maddox looks oh so happy to have another sibling speaking yet another language. Angelina has that satisfied smile on her face. You know like right after you eat a whole bag of chips? Don’t worry the craving will start again soon.

Jack, Jack. Of COURSE the kid is drugged. That’s how they keep them at the “Kids R Us” store in Vietnam. Where they don’t sell toys, they sell kids.

Jenna Jameson defends her weight on her MySpace.com blog:

I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me… only because, everyone that is judging me… has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me. I worked extremely hard for years to secure my success, and i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for. This has definitely affected my weight. It really hurts that my fans and everyone else) have taken it upon themselves to be so horrible, screaming eat a burger! or we want the old jenna back! I’m sure everyone out there has gone through tough times, and this is when I need support.
I wish I could enlighten everyone with what is exactly going on in my divorce and business, but I can’t because of legal proceedings. I really hope everyone understands and remembers I am human, and I really need friends and the love and support right now.
Soon the divorce will be settled and I am hoping to come out unscathed, but my x is doing his best to make it hard. Thanks for all of your support, and remember I love you!
xoxoxox
Jenna

“I busted my ass for.” HA! Literally! “doing his best to make it hard” Sounds like the divorce is because the sex went sour. Man I love adult actresses.. They can’t get away for the innuendos no matter how hard they try, and every guy in pics with them looks like he’s thinking, “Geeze, every guy in the book has boned her!”

Looks like Jenna went to Skeletor school. She claims that her DIVORCE is making her skinny? I guess. If by “divorce” she means that white powder that comes from Columbia. Can you imagine what her fake fun-bags look like under that outfit? I’ll bet they are hanging on for dear life with threads of stretchy skin. Ewww.