Winona Ryder filming scenes for her new movie in ‘Eagle Rock’

Look, I know she’s crazy. But it nice to see her back at work. It’s nice to see her with that top on. Really, if we didn’t look at crazy women, who would we look at? They’re all nuts. At least with Winona, you know what you’re getting into. Shoplifting, drugs, bipolar, you know the usual chick stuff.

Winona is a stone cold fox with a banging body! She needs to be in Maxim magazine now! I can picture the photoshoot: Winona in a trench coat on a set that looks like a department store. As she stuffs her coat with clothes, it starts to come off, revealing her in lingerie. Then, two sexy female cops handcuff her and bend her over, taking out their beat sticks. Aww crap. I did it again. Where’s the lube?

Carmen Electra at the Max Factor Fashion Show

Man, fake boobs can cause some serious injury. First Carmen falls on her butt, then the lady with the same size rack goes flying too. This changes my thoughts on telling chicks to get a boob job. Is it worth having guys gawk at you, getting paid more at your job, getting hired at a new job, getting noticed at all by men, because, you know, you can get seriously hurt in falls. . . Bah! As long as you don’t land on them, you’ll be fine, ladies.

I never thought I would quote Ryan Seacrest, but what he said about this was actually quite humorous. “Carmen fell on purpose. She’s trying to make herself seem more approachable.”

Britney Spears has a new man and he’s in love. Jason Filyaw, who is a member of the band Riva, says he and Britney are “growing close” and told TMZ that he loves the toxic singer:

“I love her, I support her 100 per cent and we are close. We have been growing very close since our special relationship began.”

According to Filyaw, he and Britney actually met back in 2003 when Britney recorded some tracks with him at The Hit Factory in New York. Also according to Jason, he says the two kept in touch before meeting up again at a Los Angeles Alcoholics Anonymous meeting last month.

And while there has yet to be any real confirmation that the two are actually a couple, he is said to be helping her with the “spiritually deep” part of her treatment.

In other Britney news, Star magazine is reporting that Britney’s been a real bitch in rehab. They cite a source who reportedly told them:

“Britney has a seriously bad attitude problem. She’s been very demanding. She acts like a 12-year-old and throws temper tantrums when she doesn’t get what she wants. She refuses to pick up after herself and even asked if she could hire a maid! She’s asking for special food, special everything and she’s not that nice to anyone.”

The magazine also claims Britney drinks 24 cans of Coca-Cola each day.

Okay I was grossed out about Brit a while back, but then reading Jim’s words made me grossed out even more. I didn’t think that was possible, but I think I taste a bit of bile in my mouth. Thanks Jimmy.

I’m SO OVER BRITNEY! The close watch on Britney in rehab is only slightly less annoying than the ever vigilant coverage on Anna Nicole. Does anyone care about Britney Spears anymore? She has shown her true colors as being an uneducated hill-billy redneck, that probably is in rehab for meth. (That’s what red-necks do… right?) Here’s an idea for Britney. When she gets out of rehab she should learn how to read something other than the back of a cereal box. Stick her on posters to convince kids to stay in school. Brit… I used to love you but you are now too far gone to return. Get your kid sister in a school girl outfit and put her in Rolling Stone. At least there’s hope that I may be able to pleasure myself to someone else in your family. The stain on my c*m rag are about the only thing anyone in the Spears’ clan is good for.

Jasmine Lennard British actress, wanna-be Bond Girl.

“Bond. . . James. . . Uhh. Lost my train of thought. . .” Man I love British style of clothing. I want another British Invasion to happen here. Instead of music it should be this line of clothing!

Okay Jack… you posted this, and it made me laugh. Truth is, I’m still laughing. I’m actually confused. I don’t know if I should be amused or turned on? Is it possible to snap one off while laughing? I guess I’ll find out. Where’s the lube?

Katharine McPhee supports Eva Longoria as the new face of Bebe Sport, March 14, 2007

I can’t believe people think she has had a boob job! And if you don’t believe me, well feel for yourself. Ever since she let Tyra do it on her show, you can now walk right up to Kath and grab them! Buhhhhhhhhhh!

I’m in love with Kat Mcphee. She’s my number 2 right behind Hayden. I want to smash my face in her chest. I was to lick the goodness of the gorgeous globes. I want to taste the sweat off of her body after watching her do leg lifts. I want to… okay. I’ll stop now. Leg lifts? I’m sick.