A girl and her grandparents have sued the Chicago Board of Education, alleging that a substitute teacher showed the R-rated film “Brokeback Mountain” in class.

The lawsuit claims that Jessica Turner, 12, suffered psychological distress after viewing the movie in her 8th grade class at Ashburn Community Elementary School last year.

Turner and her grandparents, Kenneth and LaVerne Richardson, are seeking around $500,000 in damages.

The substitute asked a student to shut the classroom door at the West Side school, saying: “What happens in Ms. Buford’s class stays in Ms. Buford’s class,” according to the lawsuit.

Damn! I’d watch 2 shadowy gay guys go at it if you paid me $500k. The fact that Anne Hathaway shows her boobs (as always) is just a bonus in my book! I love lawsuits like this because showing an R rated movie to 12 year olds is clearly wrong, yet at the same time: psychological distress? Seems like you need to say, “Oh grow up”

Forget those kids… I HAVE emotional distress after watching that movie! I would have been fine until Heath Ledger used his own spit for lube. Ewww.