DON’T PUT A SPOT THERE, JUST LEAVE IT

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Jessica Simpson will play Cheetara in the New Thundercats Movie made by Warner Brothers and Hugh Jackman will play Liono.

“I honestly think I’m wearing less makeup for this role than I did on those Proactiv commercials,” Simpson laughed. “Becca [Rebecca Romijn Stamos] told me that no matter how much they put on me, some geek with a DVR would take a screen grab of the half second where my nipple shows anyway. So I just told the powder boys ‘go easy, fellas.’”

Okay they are diggin the bottom of the barrel for these films.

And a geek with a DVR?? First of all, Jessie, it’s a TiVo! I do nothing but name-brand, baby. And second, not a geek, I work in Video Production. And Finally, I have an audience that wants to see your nipples. So sue me.

Who did that PhotoShop work? F-ing hilarious. This “live action” Thundercats movie is news to me. Last I checked, it was gonna be computer animation. If this story is true (which it seems to be), you can thank the Transformers box office for it.

As far as Jessica Simpson as Cheetara? BLEECH! She’s WAY to busty, chunky and short for the role. My pick? Kiera Knightley!

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2 Comments so far »

  1. Houston said

    am July 18 2007 @ 3:59 pm

    Too Busty?
    There is suck a thing?
    Hummmm…
    But Kiera Knightley would be a good fit.
    But my picks would be Hayden or JLove.

  2. Me said

    am June 29 2008 @ 6:51 am

    Too Busty? Cheetara had a pretty decent rack on her, and she was pretty shapely. Kiera Knightly is hot, but far too waif-like to pull of Cheetara. Whoever it is needs to have some gymnastics skills, though. Also, brains and ability to act. Oh, wait. There is no such thing anymore, is there. Fine, get a hottie.

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