This just in… Megan Fox is not hot.

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With TRANSFORMERS out on DVD, everyone is back on the “drooling over Megan Fox” band wagon again. The net went ga-ga over these pics of Miss Fox at the Spike Awards this weekend. Well, I’m here to set the record straight. Megan Fox is not hot. In fact, she is kind of creepy looking.

Dear Megan… Please stop stealing Angelina Jolie’s look. You are no Angelina jolie. Get a boob job, a new make up artist and pluck your eyebrows. Then we’ll talk.

-the_walrus.

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41 Comments so far »

  1. corneo said

    am October 22 2007 @ 6:54 pm

    Tattoo’s, wild child, spinner freak. I can work with this.

  2. imyllow726 said

    am October 22 2007 @ 7:29 pm

    Megan Fox is VERY hot!

  3. Shewhowatches said

    am October 23 2007 @ 10:21 am

    She’s cute when she has her hair down she doesn’t have the face for an up do. I know you guys dont care but i just thought i should say that. Plus Walrus boobs do not make the women (lol I should know, Proud member of the itty bitty titty committee)

  4. shiram said

    am October 23 2007 @ 3:09 pm

    i agree, not hot
    plus it seems they added to her bust in transformers..

  5. Venkman007 said

    am October 23 2007 @ 3:20 pm

    Watched “Transformers” on the weekend, and completely forgot A) how much I enjoyed this flick, and B) How much I enjoyed Megan Fox. Sheesus CHrist.

  6. Signaturedezynes said

    am October 30 2007 @ 4:58 pm

    I’m with corneo on this one… I could definitely do more than work on Megan Fox.

    I’m still trying to figure out why you guys (The Walrus) think Britney Spears is hot!!! Yeah she still looks okay after 2 kids but there’s way more to being hot then how you look… and Britney Spears is nothing more that glorified, rich trailer trash,

  7. Sofia said

    am December 20 2007 @ 7:59 am

    She is hot and Angelina is hot too.What do you have to compare?Angelina is not the only sexy woman on earth.And Megan didn’t steal anything.She is just good looking,sexy mama and I love the way she is dressed here.

  8. Liah said

    am January 11 2008 @ 1:26 pm

    Hey Sofia we are not comparing but we are tired of her trying to steal Angelina Jolie’s look. I think you are a bad person if you try to take the hard work Angelina has done in her movies and try to make yourself famous in half the time.

    AND don’t worry Walrus I have a feeling next thing you know her breasts will suddenly pop up and she’ll SWEAR she didn’t get a boob job*wink**wink*

  9. Joe said

    am January 31 2008 @ 4:06 am

    Your site is too slow! Get another server. They are cheap in 2008 for Christ Sake!!!

    Megan was hot in Transformers, but she looks 40 now with weird eye brows and a strange chest…

  10. Linda said

    am May 17 2008 @ 11:56 pm

    Megan Fox is one of the HOTTEST Humans ALIVE!!!

  11. Jasmine said

    am November 21 2008 @ 6:41 am

    Not hot. Those eyebrows are horrible, and those lips look disgusting like chicken grease over her lip injection. Plus, why is she going for grace kelly the prostitute look?

  12. Grl28 said

    am December 22 2008 @ 5:59 pm

    Megan Fox is undoubtedly hot. Since when does pin thin eyebrows and huge boobs make a woman hot? Sorry, but I’m completely over the Pam Anderson look. I love that she has her natural brows tailored so perfectly and her confidence with a natural (be it small) chest, makes her even more hot in my eyes. She hasnt stolen anything from Angelina… why because she has dark hair and blue eyes? Get over it. She looks more like Alyssa Milano to me, actually. The girl is hot, thats a fact, not just the mear opinion of few.

  13. Kate said

    am January 29 2009 @ 12:43 am

    I’d have to agree. Maybe it’s just because I’m a girl, but I don’t get what’s so great about her. Even though I’m not a guy, my inner lesbian can still pick out a hot girl in a room, but Megan Fox… meh. Don’t get me wrong, I think she has potential to be really stunning, but she doesn’t live up to her potential. For one thing, it’s so super obvious that she, her PR, her manager, and the producers of her movies are trying to make her into a younger Angelina Jolie. I’m sorry, but that just is not going to happen. Megan Fox does not have that Angelina Jolie je ne sais qoui. I’ve watched her in interviews and in movies and while she may look pretty, she’s just not that interesting… or talented… On top of that, she looks much older than she is. I think it’s the make-up. She cakes on make-up like a middle aged Vegas show girl.

    Like I said, she has potential to be really beautiful. I think that she just falls into the “safe” zone of just trying to be sexy and hot. This makes her really generic. She’s just another hot girl in a town full of hot girls, and thus she’s not very interesting or memorable. Unless she does something different, ten years from now no one is going to know who she is.

  14. jerry said

    am February 6 2009 @ 9:34 am

    No, she’s an angelina jolie copycat, but of course she can’t completely look like angelina jolie regardless of the nose and lip job and cheek augmentation and boob job. And then there are things she can’t completely copy— like Angelina Jolie’s sense of mystery and elegance, or Angelina’s height (Megan Fox is just 5″3 or 5″3 1/2), or Angelina’s intelligence and talent and money and good heart.

  15. anna said

    am February 6 2009 @ 9:35 am

    I find it off when someone says she has the perfect face and body— of course! after all those surgeries to the face and the boobs.

  16. Tripod said

    am May 14 2009 @ 7:34 pm

    Plain and simple - Megan Fox is not hot and the lame philosophical tattoo just underscores it.

  17. Loader said

    am June 3 2009 @ 7:18 am

    Not hot. Not hot at all. She is striking, in as far as people see her and think “wow”, but if you keep looking it all fades away.
    I think she looks like she could be L Lohan’s sister, or stunt double. Occasionally either of them are in a pic, at the right angle, in the right lighting, as the planets align, and they look good, but it’s just a pic, not 24/7 real life.
    Not to mention that she has ZERO personality, unless it’s a script with personality written into it.

    Having said that, though, I would sling her a 20 for a lap dance. However, I wouldn’t sling her another 20.

  18. Dingle said

    am June 6 2009 @ 7:01 pm

    She’s not hot at all. Just media hyped cause an exec is hoping to make bank off of her some more. Make all the little kiddies think she is what “hot” is so that they adhere their associations to her.

  19. Kim said

    am June 8 2009 @ 6:25 pm

    THANK YOU!!!
    She looks okay with her hair down. But she looks like an alien with it pulled back. Maybe the word exotic would more accurately describe her.

  20. no name so shut up said

    am June 22 2009 @ 12:47 pm

    Not hot. Oh, and for the girls commenting here on what they’re view of hot women is…who the heck asked you?
    Her sideways breasts, semi flat ass and horse face make her not hot.

  21. J said

    am June 26 2009 @ 3:45 pm

    M FOX IS NOT hot! Shes so airbrushed, and shes such a slut. She sets such a bad role model for girls. “I like to have sex and if i could stay in the house and have sex with Brian all day i would.” she just says these things to attrack attention. BE a LADY. She looks so different in every photo she takes and is too cocky. I’m not jealous, I’m just so annoyed by how people say shes the “sexiest”… like theyve seen every woman in the world? Hmph!

  22. Summer said

    am June 27 2009 @ 2:48 am

    She is NOT hot! Saw her on Jimmy Kimmel I wanted to Judge for myself. All I can saw is TRASHY! Sooo sad her vocabulary was trashy! I wanted to judge for myself. Clean up your mouth Ms.Fox! You deserved to be under the water in the bad boys movie! Seen and Not Heard! Megan will NEVER be an Angelina Jolie! Tattoo is horrible and posture was horrible.

  23. nikki said

    am June 30 2009 @ 4:13 pm

    i think she is god damn sexy. She is soo pretty. maybe her boobs are a little saggy but besides that she is gorgeous

  24. Rem said

    am July 6 2009 @ 2:52 am

    i totally agree. she is NOT one bit hot.
    i watched Transformers2 in theaters
    & i couldnt stop looking at her eyebrows.
    like who is her make up artist.
    they should really pluck her eyebrows. lol.

  25. Ryan said

    am July 10 2009 @ 1:09 am

    You must be crazy. Megan Fox is so hot. If you se some of her photo shoot pictures, she has the most fantastic body you can find. I can respect the right to your own opinion, but I think that you are wrong.

  26. anthony said

    am July 13 2009 @ 8:19 am

    Sorry but a thumbs down here. She’s too fake. Only thing going for her is she is incredibly thin. I think that is why people are going crazy for her.

  27. Brandon said

    am July 16 2009 @ 8:19 pm

    Not hot indeed. Her makeup is overwhelming and awkward, and I think part of the problem is that no matter where you see her it just feels like she’s trying way too hard to be hot. She just feels a little gross to me. Something’s off. And I agree with another post, she’s much better looking with her hair down. Makes a big difference.

  28. Kola said

    am July 23 2009 @ 10:57 pm

    I don’t think she’s hideous but I wouldn’t call her drop dead gorgeous. She doesn’t really have a lot of curves and she looks fake and pretty much is considering the surgeries that she’s had. I’ve seen better looking women than her.

  29. anonymous said

    am July 31 2009 @ 11:26 pm

    Finally!!! I agree she’s attractive, but not what everyone makes her to be. If you want to see a beautiful woman, see VERONIKA ZEMANOVA…and she is ten trillion times better than megan fox will ever be.

    I really dont get why everyone’s gone crazy for her.. tshh get a life. I’d give her a 7/10.

  30. justanotherguy said

    am August 7 2009 @ 1:05 am

    hey look im a guy. a STRAIGHT guy. and i dont get all the fuss. okay so she was kinda hot in transformers, but just as hot as any actress on the big screen if they show her boobs off all the time. i personally dont even think shes that hot, and is NO angelina jolie (Angelinas past her prime but shes still SMOKIN). infact, she almost scares me sometimes. idk if thats most guys fetish or somethin idk. i say shes like a 7-8 on a 1-10 hotness scale. NOT an 11 like some think.

  31. melissa said

    am October 24 2009 @ 10:43 am

    MEGAN FOX IS NOT HOT AT ALL.SHE IS SLUTTY HOT LETS PUT IT THT WAY.SHE IZ TRYIN 2 COPY ANGELINA JOLIE.MEGAN IZ WUT U CALL A WANNA BE.THAR IZ ONLY 1 ANGELINA JOLIE N THT IZ ANGELINA JOLIE.MEGAN WILL NEVR STEAL HER SPOTLIGHT CUZ MEGAN SUX N AJ ROXS.N I HAV 2 AGREE SUM PPL R JUSS TRYIN 2 PLY DUM THY KNO SHES A COPYCATRE WIT A BAD ATTITUDE.ANGELINA WULD CRUSH THU SHIT OUT OF HER.MEGAN CAN NEVR LIVE UP 2 AN OSCAR NOMINEE LIK ANGELINA SHE WON LIK 50 OF OSCARS NO LIE.

  32. Never Mind said

    am November 1 2009 @ 2:11 pm

    Megan Fox looks like she’s spaced out all the time, she is not, in anyways hot.

  33. Chelsea said

    am November 4 2009 @ 12:45 am

    She has rabbit teeth

  34. Stirling McLaren said

    am November 13 2009 @ 10:33 am

    Finally I have found other guys who dont think shes hot. I agree with Brandon. She tries to be hot and she is not. She is ugly and guys today dont know what hot is. Shes drowned in makeup too. Name one attractive thing about her. Dont say boobs cause thats not unique and not true.

  35. M said

    am November 13 2009 @ 7:32 pm

    I don’t understand the deal with her. She has very blue eyes and that is probably what makes people think she’s hot but she has the picked nose look. And I’ve seen way more beautiful non-famous people with the same blue eyes that would pretty much disregard Megan Fox. I honestly never heard of this girl until recently and she isn’t anything I have not been around. So stop freaking out over her.

  36. M said

    am November 13 2009 @ 7:33 pm

    No offense either to the Angelina fans but sorry she looks like a muppet.

  37. Kacie said

    am December 28 2009 @ 11:08 am

    I really think that Megan Fox is just another one of those people who became famous for no good reason. In my opinion she has very little talent, flaunting your self and wearing barely any clothes is something we all could do. She does try to copy Angelina I totally agree. Megan Fox would be gorgeous if she stopped trying to be. I mean I think someone like Liv Tyler is totally beautiful because she doesn’t try to be. But someone like Madonna is totally gross/creepy/ugly because she trys to be sexy.. I will never have any respect for Megan Fox because she represents all that is wrong with acting. If she wants to model sexy pictures with no clothes. GO BECOME A PLAYBOY BUNNY. You cannot compare someone like Angelina Jolie with Megan Fox because Megan Fox is a fake.. and in my opinion she looks very white trash..

  38. MELISSA said

    am January 17 2010 @ 2:59 am

    I AGREE.ITS JUST HER AGENT TRYING TO HYPE HER UP,LIKE AS IF SHE WAS THE NEW HOT SHIT TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET.GET OUT OF HERE,MEGAN ISNT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL TO ME.SHE IS A SKINNY WHITE GIRL.SHE IS VERY UBGRATEFUL,WITH A BITCHY ATTITUDE.SHE COMING OFF AS THIS HORRIBLE ACTRESS,WANNA-BE ANGELINA JOLIE.SHE IS JUST TRYING TO GET FAMOUS BY BEING KNOWN AS THE “YOUNGER ANGELINA JOLIE”.

  39. Tyler said

    am February 9 2010 @ 7:14 pm

    She is most definately not hott, especially in these photos, shes so fake.

  40. TRICK SHIFT said

    am February 25 2010 @ 9:54 pm

    melissa get a fuckn spelling tutor would ya

  41. TRICK SHIFT said

    am February 25 2010 @ 9:55 pm

    u cunts are all stupid puowfs

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