This just in… Megan Fox is not hot.

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With TRANSFORMERS out on DVD, everyone is back on the “drooling over Megan Fox” band wagon again. The net went ga-ga over these pics of Miss Fox at the Spike Awards this weekend. Well, I’m here to set the record straight. Megan Fox is not hot. In fact, she is kind of creepy looking.

Dear Megan… Please stop stealing Angelina Jolie’s look. You are no Angelina jolie. Get a boob job, a new make up artist and pluck your eyebrows. Then we’ll talk.

-the_walrus.

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11 Comments so far »

  1. corneo said

    am October 22 2007 @ 6:54 pm

    Tattoo’s, wild child, spinner freak. I can work with this.

  2. imyllow726 said

    am October 22 2007 @ 7:29 pm

    Megan Fox is VERY hot!

  3. Shewhowatches said

    am October 23 2007 @ 10:21 am

    She’s cute when she has her hair down she doesn’t have the face for an up do. I know you guys dont care but i just thought i should say that. Plus Walrus boobs do not make the women (lol I should know, Proud member of the itty bitty titty committee)

  4. shiram said

    am October 23 2007 @ 3:09 pm

    i agree, not hot
    plus it seems they added to her bust in transformers..

  5. Venkman007 said

    am October 23 2007 @ 3:20 pm

    Watched “Transformers” on the weekend, and completely forgot A) how much I enjoyed this flick, and B) How much I enjoyed Megan Fox. Sheesus CHrist.

  6. Signaturedezynes said

    am October 30 2007 @ 4:58 pm

    I’m with corneo on this one… I could definitely do more than work on Megan Fox.

    I’m still trying to figure out why you guys (The Walrus) think Britney Spears is hot!!! Yeah she still looks okay after 2 kids but there’s way more to being hot then how you look… and Britney Spears is nothing more that glorified, rich trailer trash,

  7. Sofia said

    am December 20 2007 @ 7:59 am

    She is hot and Angelina is hot too.What do you have to compare?Angelina is not the only sexy woman on earth.And Megan didn’t steal anything.She is just good looking,sexy mama and I love the way she is dressed here.

  8. Liah said

    am January 11 2008 @ 1:26 pm

    Hey Sofia we are not comparing but we are tired of her trying to steal Angelina Jolie’s look. I think you are a bad person if you try to take the hard work Angelina has done in her movies and try to make yourself famous in half the time.

    AND don’t worry Walrus I have a feeling next thing you know her breasts will suddenly pop up and she’ll SWEAR she didn’t get a boob job*wink**wink*

  9. Joe said

    am January 31 2008 @ 4:06 am

    Your site is too slow! Get another server. They are cheap in 2008 for Christ Sake!!!

    Megan was hot in Transformers, but she looks 40 now with weird eye brows and a strange chest…

  10. Linda said

    am May 17 2008 @ 11:56 pm

    Megan Fox is one of the HOTTEST Humans ALIVE!!!

  11. Jasmine said

    am November 21 2008 @ 6:41 am

    Not hot. Those eyebrows are horrible, and those lips look disgusting like chicken grease over her lip injection. Plus, why is she going for grace kelly the prostitute look?

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