A source discussing Angelina’s family said: “Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn’t feel alienated as the only black face in their family. She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life.” Angelina is said to have fallen in love with a one-year-old girl from Oure Cassoni and asked her lawyers to begin the adoption process. “She is hoping to have her daughter home by the summer.”

Angelina, 31, recently hinted that she wanted to have a balanced family. She said: “Should you balance the races, so there’s another African person in the house for Zahara, after another Asian person in the house for Mad? We think so. Shiloh has Brad and me to look at.”

First tattoos, now kids, geeze. Can’t this chick stop? Talk about an addictive personality. I know what Brad’s thinking, “Why can’t she be a sex addict? Or at least want her own kids? That way I’d at least get to have sex with her.” Run, Brad, RUN!

Wait… she has to go all the way to AFRICA for a black baby? What? The black babies in the U.S. are not good enough for her? She and Oprah should get together and help all the kids in the world, except for kids in the United States. Morons.

After a successful hunt, Angelina has bagged herself another little buck.

Look at that picture. It totally looks like they drugged the kid and snuck him out of the country. And Maddox looks oh so happy to have another sibling speaking yet another language. Angelina has that satisfied smile on her face. You know like right after you eat a whole bag of chips? Don’t worry the craving will start again soon.

Jack, Jack. Of COURSE the kid is drugged. That’s how they keep them at the “Kids R Us” store in Vietnam. Where they don’t sell toys, they sell kids.

Angelina Jolie has filed papers to adopt a Vietnamese child, the country’s top adoption official said Friday

They’re like potato chips or tattoos, very addicting. Apparently, she likes sampling the world flavors. What? American children have too much fat? They full of artificial materials? Buy USA!

Jack, come on now. Everyone knows that Asian kids are better. Better in math, seeing in the dark, etc. Besides, they need less time in the shop & they get more milage. Sure they will never be able to drive well or reach the top shelf, but that’s a small price to pay for being so good at putting together electronics.