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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Aug 15, 2007 Anne Hathaway, SnapShot

No, Anne. No, it can’t be. Please. God, I think I’m going to be sick! This guy is an ass!

I would at least hang up the phone for you, girl! I would.. I swear. call me?

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Here’s my beloved Anne Hathaway getting off a red-eye flight in LAX. But who in the world is this Bizarro Charlie Brown? And why does he think he looks like a cool, strong protector for Anne? What a nerd! This makes me think I can get by that restraining order Anne put on me back in ‘06. If that guy’s her protection. . .a locket of hair will be mine by the end of the month. Oh yes, the spell I can cast with that tidy little morsel. . .

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THERE’S GOLD IN THEM THERE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

May 14, 2007 Anne Hathaway, Movie News

A girl and her grandparents have sued the Chicago Board of Education, alleging that a substitute teacher showed the R-rated film “Brokeback Mountain” in class.

The lawsuit claims that Jessica Turner, 12, suffered psychological distress after viewing the movie in her 8th grade class at Ashburn Community Elementary School last year.

Turner and her grandparents, Kenneth and LaVerne Richardson, are seeking around $500,000 in damages.

The substitute asked a student to shut the classroom door at the West Side school, saying: “What happens in Ms. Buford’s class stays in Ms. Buford’s class,” according to the lawsuit.

Damn! I’d watch 2 shadowy gay guys go at it if you paid me $500k.

The fact that Anne Hathaway shows her boobs (as always) is just a bonus in my book!

I love lawsuits like this because showing an R rated movie to 12 year olds is clearly wrong, yet at the same time: psychological distress? Seems like you need to say, “Oh grow up”

Forget those kids… I HAVE emotional distress after watching that movie! I would have been fine until Heath Ledger used his own spit for lube. Ewww.

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ANNE HATHAWAY LOOKING ‘SMART’

Mar 23, 2007 Anne Hathaway, Movie News, Celebrity News

They’re remaking the 60’s TV show Get Smart into a movie, but to me no one can replace the original cast. Certainly not the man himself.

Although, Anne Hathaway is a good choice because now I will have to go see this movie in the theater, buy the DVD, purchase the movie poster, spend money on the merchandise, etc.

Damn you Anne, I’m smitten.

The “Man himself” Jack? What… are you some sort of Don Adams fan? You president of his fan club? Where you a big “Get Smart” fan? What are you… 50 years old? You have some sort of shoe phone fetish? Don’t want to destroy the sanctity of multiple closing doors?

Dude… Steve Carell is playing the new Maxwell Smart, and he’s hilarious. Now Matthew Broderick destroying Inspector Gadget… THAT was a sin.