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Christina’s Baby Bump

Aug 23, 2007 Christina Aguilera, Celebrity News

Christina Aguilera is starting to really show that baby bump. I know that Jack just posted pics of Christina, but can we ever get enough? Jack and I will keep a constant vigil on Christina, updating you on her growing stomach and bosum. We will do daily updates if we have too. We are THAT commited.

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SEE GIRLS? NO WORRIES!

Aug 21, 2007 SnapShot, Christina Aguilera

Go ahead and get that boob job, because even when you get preggers they will still swell, and swell, and swell….. Ohhh Xtina…What? Oh yeah, umm enjoy.

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SAY IT AIN�T SO!

Jun 21, 2007 Christina Aguilera, Celebrity News

The rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby “are definitely true,” according to a well-placed source. “She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.” This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.

Welp, there goes that body.

Oh I�m sure she will have the Hollywood Tummy tuck, and work out like he life depended on it.

But still, as all you guys know: Once a chick has a baby, she is damaged goods.

Aguilera preggers? Wow. It’s the end of the world as we know it. Or at last for Jack. What’s up with these young chicks getting pregnant. Are they really that bored with their lives? I guess when you have all the money in the world, that Xbox 360 gets old real fast.

I want a LIVE video game dammit! Hell… it’s not like these celebs actually raise their kids anyway. That’s the nanny’s job.

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SNAPSHOT: LUCKY S.O.B.

Jun 5, 2007 SnapShot, Christina Aguilera

Hey, it�s Xtina�s Guy�s Birthday. . . Here�s a little reminder why he is the luckiest piece of crap on the planet. I mean look at him. And, by the way, just imagine the Birthday Sex he gets to have: Yowza!

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HEAVENLY XTINA

Mar 5, 2007 Christina Aguilera, Celebrity News

If Britney is the anti-Christ, then Xtina is certainly looking heavenly.

Now to get every chick to wear a second skin such as this. The plan is in motion, people. The plan is in motion. . .

Jack, you bastard. I was planning on putting these pics up over at ZipperFish in the Snapshot section this week, but you beat me to the punch. I have to say, Christina is looking mighty fine these days, except for that awful tan. She looks like the illegitimate love child of George Hamilton & an oompa loompa.