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HAYDEN PANETTIERE GOIN’ COOKIN’

Mar 21, 2007 Hayden Panettiere, Celebrity News

Hayden Panettiere at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week.

Okay, I�m a guy. I admit I have zero fashion sense. But doesn�t this look like an apron to you?

Fry me up a couple of burgers Hay. Cause lookin� at you makes me hungry.

Jack, you may look at that outfit and think “apron.” I look at that outfit and think “easy access.” My pants are getting tight just thinking that Hayden’s glorious chest is only one tiny piece of fabric away. I could almost reach out and pull that shoestring tie in the back open… Awww damn. Not again. Where’s the lube?

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HAYDEN PANETTIERE GOTS STYLE

Mar 20, 2007 Hayden Panettiere, Celebrity News

Hayden Panettiere at a fashion show March 19th

I put these up for Jim. He loves her.

Her loves her so much that I bet he is drooling right now even tho there is no flesh shown here whatsoever.

Who is this chick? And what powers does she possess?

I dunno.

Jack… right now Hayden is telling me that you are in love with me and jealous of her because you want me all to yourself. I’m sorry Jack, I just don’t swing that way. I am in love with Hayden.

What’s that Hay? Oh… I know. I think Jack is a weirdo too.

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HAYDEN & THE GEEKS

Mar 8, 2007 Hayden Panettiere, Celebrity News

Hayden Panettiere visits the NYC ComicCon.

I bet that at least on of those two Stormtroopers is thinking something along the lines of: �I�d like to get my lightsaber out and poke Hayden with it�

Or something equally geeky.

Cause, that�s what I first thought too.

Sad.

Hayden Panettiere is a hot seventeen year old that plays a cheerleader on TV. Now she’s visiting a comic convention. Oh, the irony.

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HAYDEN’S EMOTIONS & O-FACE

Jan 31, 2007 Hayden Panettiere, Celebrity News

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Hayden Panettiere is cute. I guess. Her hair is that awful Summer Wheat that comes right out of a bottle. I hate that with a passion.

She has those skinny pipe-cleaner legs and her boobs are hanging weird. I dunno. I just don’t see it.

I love Hayden Panettiere, so when I saw these shots of her at a HEROES conference I just had to put together this collage so that you could see all of her beautiful emotions. Including “the O face.” Yes. I am a sick and twisted individual. And you are welcome.