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Jessica Biel Can Kick Your Arse.

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Is it just me or is Jessica Biel sliding down the hotness scale? The girl needs to stop working out. Huge guns are not a turn on for me. Nor is that short haircut. Justin must like his women hard and manly.

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MORE BIEL, err FROM BEFORE

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Remember this post???? Well here’s what the final outfit looked like in that What About Chuck flick.

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SNAPSHOT: IT BIELs SO GOOD. . .

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Jessica Biel’s new photoshoot in GQ Magazine.


Ohhh Jessica. Yeah, you’re the only Jessica for me. Still. I thought her boobs would have been bigger.

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NOT SO TRASHY BIEL

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This is why she is fast becoming the Jessica for me. Screw Alba, Screw Simpson. Biel is where it is at.

Even whilst throwing out the garbage she looks hot. Like totally do-able.

Drop that bag and open that robe, baby. I’m ready.




Yeah yeah. She’s growing on me too. But she’s banging J.T. and I hate him, so I’d never do her. Please people! I have principles!

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MTV MOVIE AWARDS: CAT FIGHT!

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Cameron Diaz– the ex GF– and Jessica Biel– current paramour of Justin Timberlake — will both be presenting at the upcoming MTV Movie Awards.

The handlers are doing everything “to keep Cam and Jess far apart,” admitting that the situation is creating “a mess.”

You might remember that Diaz got all up in JT’s face when she saw him flirting with Biel at a Hollywood party back in January. But now that Timberlake is very publicly bringing sexy back with Biel, the triangle of stars will have to be very carefully managed.

Says a source, “Cameron’s looking a little unstable lately.”


Dude, Cameron Diaz is a freak. That chick has some mental problems that can only be solved by some Rx.

My money? On Biel. She can kick some serious butt. I bet she’s all rough and tumble in bed. Clawing, biting, scratching, kicking, screaming. . . And that would be just the foreplay.




Cameron Diaz? Never saw the attraction. She looks like a duck & laughs like a crazy maniac. Of course she does have that big mouth, which I’m sure comes in handy.

I’m just glad we got a Jessica Biel story so that Jack could post that pic of her below. Now I don’t want to sound sexist, but if men were not supposed to snap it to that pic, then I don’t know what that pose is for. Yowza! (PS… nice file name Jack.)


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