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DON’T PUT A SPOT THERE, JUST LEAVE IT

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Jessica Simpson will play Cheetara in the New Thundercats Movie made by Warner Brothers and Hugh Jackman will play Liono.

“I honestly think I’m wearing less makeup for this role than I did on those Proactiv commercials,” Simpson laughed. “Becca [Rebecca Romijn Stamos] told me that no matter how much they put on me, some geek with a DVR would take a screen grab of the half second where my nipple shows anyway. So I just told the powder boys ‘go easy, fellas.’”

Okay they are diggin the bottom of the barrel for these films.

And a geek with a DVR?? First of all, Jessie, it’s a TiVo! I do nothing but name-brand, baby. And second, not a geek, I work in Video Production. And Finally, I have an audience that wants to see your nipples. So sue me.

Who did that PhotoShop work? F-ing hilarious. This “live action” Thundercats movie is news to me. Last I checked, it was gonna be computer animation. If this story is true (which it seems to be), you can thank the Transformers box office for it.

As far as Jessica Simpson as Cheetara? BLEECH! She’s WAY to busty, chunky and short for the role. My pick? Kiera Knightley!

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SNAPSHOT: JESS IN BLUE

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Looks like Jessica is losing weight again. According to PEOPLE mag, she lost 20 lbs. She’s on “Diet for Dummies.”

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SNAPSHOT: GONE TO HELL

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I was going to make this two posts, but they kind of belong together, don’t they? They have both now hit rock bottom. I mean sweats? For a girl, I’m told that just plain giving up, and that dress on Denise Richards should be saved for Christmas time.

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JESSY CLEANS UP GOOD

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Wow. She looks really good here. I love the outfit, that style needs to make it’s way into mainstream.

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SIMPSON ON DISPLAY

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Took off the wig and back to Blonde. Nice.

What? Didn’t you notice her hair in these pics? Come on people. Look up once in awhile!




I can’t stand Jessica Sinpson. Damn wig wearing ho. And is it just me, or his her belly button way to high? Or is that just because she’s a midget? Seriously… between her, Ashlee & their father, I think the entire Simpson clan should move to Canada.

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