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Lindsay is Broke & Orange.

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It seems that rehabbed actress Lindsay Lohan has coughed up a staggering seven million dollars on mindless revelry including drugs and booze. The starlet, who finished her third rehab stint recently, is broke to an extent that she cannot afford her own accommodation and is staying in a rich pal’s mansion.

The extravaganza includes one million dollars hotel bill, 137,000 dollars for rehab treatment and thousands of dollars in legal fees for drink-driving convictions.

A source close to Lohan said that the actress is back at LA so that she can recoup the lost amount.

“Lindsay doesn’t have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she’s coming back to LA, is to earn some money fast,” mews of the World quoted the source, as saying.

“She still thinks nothing of blowing thousands of dollars on a single night of partying. And the amount she has wasted putting cocaine up her nose is disgusting. Even she has lost count.” the source added.

I’m sorry, but after Lindsay lost all the weight, I just lost interest. Let’s face it. The only thing she ever had going for her was her huge fun bags. I hope this no talent ho crawls under a rock and I never have to see her again. And for the love of Kristof! Stop saying she has TALENT. It just fuels her overblown ego.

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Lindsay Lohan is Smart.

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“It was a sobering experience,” Lohan says in an interview with OK! magazine. “It was humbling. It made me look at myself, and all of the people, places and things in my life in a different way. I was in there for substance abuse, after all.”

Rehab was SOBERING? Wow. Quote of the year. Lindsay made me realize something. My trips to the bar are a drunken experience. And when I drive my car, it’s a driving experience. And when I go to a restaurant, it’s an eating experience. WOW! I’m looking at things in a whole new light! Thanks Lindsay!

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Lindsay’s Celebrity Justice

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Lindsay Lohan has somehow avoided jail and felony charges - and instead has been charged with seven misdemeanors for two DUI cases.

Star Magazine scoops: Among the SEVEN counts were two counts each of driving under the influence, driving with a blood alcohol of over .08 percent and being under the influence of cocaine. There was one count of reckless driving.

UPDATE! Here’s the EXACT DEAL: Lindsay Lohan reached a plea deal Thursday on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges that calls for her to spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug treatment program.

She was also placed on 36 months probation, is required to complete an 18-month alcohol education program, pay hundreds of dollars in fines and must complete a three-day county coroner program in which she’ll visit a morgue and talk to victims of drunken drivers.

Let’s see… cocaine in the trunk of her car during her first DUI? Not a problem. Cocaine in her POCKET during her second DUI? Not a problem. I would be pissed off about this, but now I’m just numb to the whole thing. Lindsay Lohan makes more in a day than I do in a year. And not to sound like an ass, but I have a feeling I’m just a tad bit more talented than this bimbo.

Forget rehab… have her come live with me for a week. She can live in my smoke filled, mountain dew can ridden cave that I call an apartment. I’ll force her to watch her movies with me on the couch while I snap one off every twenty minutes. Then I’ll make her wipe me down with a tissue all while chanting “I will not drive drunk again… I will not drive drunk again…”

PS… I’m glad her “rough” stay at rehab includes rafting trips. Oh yeah… rehab is HARD.

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Lindsay Cares About the Earth.

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Speaking to Elle magazine before her recent arrest for drunk driving and subsequent stay in rehab, Lohan said, “I feel like the a**hole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff.

“I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”

Like… I SO know what Lindsay means yo. Like, I care so much for the Earth too, ya know? Like, I get so worried about warming and that stuff.

F-ing idiot. Someone shoot her.

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LINDSAY… drunk again?

Just wanted to share this funny video of Lindsay the night before her second DUI. Funny stuff. (no… it’s not really her!)
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