By Kirk Honeycutt: Unfortunately, bees just aren’t that funny. They talk funny now and then thanks to that force of comedy, Jerry Seinfeld, who co-wrote, co-produced and stars in his first animated feature. But they aren’t intriguing cartoon creatures. Nor is the odd story Seinfeld and his collaborators dreamed up very inspired. The film labors too hard for its comic moments and never discovers a cartoon logic that will allow bees and humans to interact.

When “Bee Movie” opens, honey will equal money for the first week, but repeat business, so vital for animated films, is not likely to be heavy. Seinfeld’s considerable and loyal following certainly will help.

David Duchovny, who played special agent Fox Mulder on the television series The X-Files and in the 1998 feature film, told reporters that he will be getting a finished script of a proposed second movie this week.

Jessica Simpson will play Cheetara in the New Thundercats Movie made by Warner Brothers and Hugh Jackman will play Liono.

“I honestly think I’m wearing less makeup for this role than I did on those Proactiv commercials,” Simpson laughed. “Becca [Rebecca Romijn Stamos] told me that no matter how much they put on me, some geek with a DVR would take a screen grab of the half second where my nipple shows anyway. So I just told the powder boys ‘go easy, fellas.’”

After three years of near-incessant rumblings that Carrie Bradshaw, Miranda Hobbes, Charlotte York and Samantha Jones would rendezvous for one more round of cosmos, HBO and New Line Cinema have reportedly teamed up to finally give the girls the big screen sendoff (or, possibly, rebirth) fans have been waiting for.

Oh God, why do shows like this survive and make it to the big screen when other, better shows get shuffled off into oblivion? I think I watched about 10 minutes out of the entire series, and I was gagging and nauseous for over a week afterwards. Never saw the appeal to a bunch of whiny, bitchy, women who pretend like they’re smart. And like Jim says, the brunette was the only attractive one out of the bunch.

Women & homos rejoice! Carrie & friends are hitting the big screen. Now I admit… I did watch this show when it was on HBO, but I was more than happy to see it go. Mainly because everyone on the show got OLD! Damn. And sorry… but the brunette was the only good looking one. Sarah Jessica Parker has a horse face, Kim Cattrall’s overt “old woman” sexiness is disturbing, and the redhead… total lesbian. Oh! Don’t get me started girlfriend!