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JENNIFER HUDSON: HOT OR FAT?

Jan 30, 2007 Celebrity News

Jennifer Hudson: Hot or Fat?

There’s a HUGE problem in Hollywood right now. It’s epitomized by Ugly Betty winning a Golden Globe and Jennifer Hudson getting to walk around looking like this. One thing is for sure, Jim and I both hate the Fat people.

I guess I should try to say something nice, like: she looks good here. Using a whole roll of body tape for her boobs and a pallet of makeup sure fixes those porkers right up. (well I tried)

I’m so sick of these damn fat people saying they are “curvy” or “normal sized.” Normal for what? A line backer? Here’s a hint… it doesn’t matter what people considered “beauty” 2000 years ago or 20 years ago. If your Body Mass Index is more than 25, you are FAT. I guess Jennifer doesn’t mind much, especially if she’s looking for a black guy. They seem to like the “Ghetto Booty.” And does she have chipped teeth? Did she chip them on the crack pipe? Oops… did I just type that? Stereotypes are a bitch. In conclusion, hot or fat? If your fun bags fall to your belly button… you’re fat. Jennifer Hudson… future Oscar Winner and McDonald’s celebrity endorser.

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Jan 29, 2007 Celebrity News

Amanda Bynes in Lovewrecked

Amanda Bynes in a bikini? That’s seems a fine way to start off the new Hollywood gossip blog that is HollywoodZap.com! Although she has the hip structure of a ten year old boy , at least she drank her milk enough to get some boobs.

Expect lots of boobs, blunders, and bubbles (as in the talk-bubbles) as Jim and I take on Hollywood and most likely each other when we discuss all things those stupid and hot celebrities do in front of the cameras.

I’m excited as hell to bring you guys the newest website in the ever growing ZipperFish family… HollywoodZap.com. Jack (my “ZiperFish Talk Radio” co-host) and I have been wanting to do a project together for a long time, and this is it. Expect MULTIPLE updates a day, with all the classic funny pictures and even funnier writing that you have come to expect from us. Enjoy the new site, and tell your friends about HollywoodZAP! (PS… that’s Amanda Bynes in the picture above, from the ABC Family flick “LoveWrecked.” And yes, she is in a bikini a lot in the movie. My DVR is worn out from all the rewinding.)

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