NAOMI WATTS HAS A BOY, NEW MOVIE ROLE

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Naomi Watts has given birth to a baby boy. Alexander Pete Schreiber was born Wednesday in Los Angeles and weighed 8 pounds, 4 ounces, Watts’ publicist, Robin Baum, said Thursday.

It’s the first child for the Australian actress and her boyfriend, Liev Schreiber.

The actress has also signed on to star in the next Harry Potter movie, according to reports.

She will play Draco Malfoy’s wicked mother Narcissa in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the sixth movie in the fantasy franchise.

The film is currently in pre-production but is expected to hit cinemas in November 2008.

Ohhh Narcissa… Yeah. Reading the Potter series I have a strange attraction to Narcissa.

She’s described as hot, and an extreme snob. Nothing I like bangin’ more than a Hot MILF snob. Yeahhhhhh..

Congrats to Naomi! I thinks she’s a perfect choice to play Narcissa! And in other Harry Potter news, I have finished the new book! All I can say is WOW! And don’t believe the secrets posted on the web last week (including here), they were all wrong. (At least the ones I read.) A great ending to the series! After page 500, I couldn’t put it down!
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RUMOR MILL: JAMIE LYNN SPEARS, PREGGERS?

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Britney Spears has been all over the cover of magazines for her break-down recently, but new reports are claiming Jamie Lynn Spears may be pregnant!

The National Enquirer is reportedly alleging that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant, and this rumor comes just weeks after rumors of her moving in with her 19-year-old boyfriend!

GirlsTalkinSmack dishes: ‘Word on the street says she wants to move in with her boyfriend and the two were even spotted house hunting a couple months ago. One big problem though…she’s only 16 years old!’

So is she pregnant? We’ll find out soon, won’t we?

Ohhhh! Preggers.

I don�t have that problem anymore. I got fixed in honor of Bob Baker�s retirement. (I also got BB tattooed on my. . . Well nevermind)

Anyways, so the 16 year old girlfriend I�m boffin� every night has nothing to worry about.

Except for a mild case of Herpes.

Well the NATIONAL ENQUIRER is saying this, so it’s probably NOT true, but I thought it was a funny story anyway. And file this under weird… it seems the ultra liberal state of California is more conservative when it comes to sex. The age of consensual sex in CA is 18! Which means if 16 year old Jamie Lynn IS having sex with her 19 year old boyfriend, he could be charged with Statutory r-a-p-e! Oops!


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NICOLE IS GOING TO JAIL.

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Nicole Richie pleaded guilty Friday to driving under the influence of drugs and was sentenced to about four days in jail and fined by a court commissioner who said she was lucky nobody was killed when she drove the wrong way on a freeway.

Richie, the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie, was subdued and somber as she was lectured about her driving. She entered court on the arm of boyfriend Joel Madden. Richie, who’s rumored to be pregnant but has not confirmed it, wore a loose-fitting, knee-length black dress and spiked heels. She stood before the judge and softly answered “guilty” when asked how she pleaded to the misdemeanor charge. She initially pleaded not guilty in February.

She nodded when asked if she understood terms of the plea agreement (including 90 hours in jail and a fine of $2,048) worked out between her lawyers and prosecutors. Superior Court Commissioner Steven K. Lubell also gave Richie three years of probation and warned that she would go to county jail for a year if she violates it.

She must complete her sentence by Sept. 28. She can serve it in either a city or a county jail.

Ohhh (I decided all my post will start that way today) Ohhh.. See what I find interesting here is not the 90 hours of jail, big whoppie, but the 1 year in jail if she violates her 3 years of parole.

3 years of good behavior or it’s a YEAR of the slammer. Now THAT is interesting. Good call by the judge. These chicks keep screwing up? Fine, we’ll give you a second chance but no third chance. Yeah baby.

This sounds more like it. Maybe 4 days in jail will straighten this kid out. But what’s with the fine? 2 grand? Nicole spends that much in an afternoon shopping. Did I say afternoon? I meant an hour.

And how about giving some of these spoiled brats some community service time? I like to see them I the side of the road picking up trash. Teach them some humility. And while we are at it, force Nicole into therapy! She obviously has a drug problem, not to mention an eating disorder. I hate to sound like a bleeding heart, but this chick needs some serious help.

Oh… and someone buy her a sandwich. Or at least a gift certificate to iHop.

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A DARKER VIEW

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With its outlook no longer Rosie, The View is ready to make Whoopi.
The Academy Award-winning funnylady is in final talks with ABC to join the daytime chatfest, replacing the not so dearly departed Rosie O’Donnell. Goldberg had been one of the show’s many guest hosts since O’Donnell’s abrupt exit in May.

The second slot will reportedly be filled by comedian Sherri Shepherd, another frequent post-Rosie guest host. ABC isn’t commenting on her appointment either, but her hiring will likely be announced in concert with Goldberg’s.

Shepherd, 40, is a stand-up comic who has appeared in a number of TV and film roles, including Beauty Shop. Next up for her is a run as Lady G in the comedy Who’s Your Caddy?, which opens today.

Ohh ohh. Whoopie, YAY!

I like Whoopie… They can talk about eyebrows and lack thereof.

Seriously, Whoopie is a great choice, she is rather intelligent and she would in no means be a token black viewpoint for the show.

However, there is no chick they can get to spew out chick talk on this show to get me to watch. I mean, not even Elizabeth’s boobs are getting me to watch.

I really like Whoopie on the show. She has the same conservative views as Rosie, but she presents them in an intelligent manner, not an over-the-top emotional one. The couple of times that she has been on, she’s been great, and a real voice of reason amongst all the cattiness of the other chicks.

But this other chick? She sucks. I know you have NO idea who she is… don’t worry, no one else does either. Let me say this: Her husband cheated on her right after she gave birth, and impregnated his mistress. And she took him back. She’s also a HUGE bible thumper, talks about some guy named Jesus a whole lot, and also doesn’t believe in evolution! Yeah. Nice choice ABC.

WHAT ABOUT KATHY GRIFFIN? Grrrr…..

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BRITNEY’S CRAZY Y’ALL.

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Britney Spear’s self-arranged and tell-all interview and photo shoot with OK! Magazine was a disaster. Reportedly, the photos are so bad, that executives at OK! are trying to decide whether to report what actually happened…or perhaps sugar-coat the truth to protect the pop-tart!

According to multiple TMZ sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to the sources, “completely out of it” during the photo shoot. We hear that the photos are “so bad”, if OK! decides to publish them, it could “kill her career.”

At one point during the shoot the toxic singer’s eyes rolled back in her head and she looked half dead. The sources say that her mood was extremely erratic. According to a source, Britney took many bathroom breaks, and every time she returned, her mood would change. Apparently, she was also very paranoid during the interview, at one point she was fearful that the ceiling was about to cave in on her. This is either a complete melt-down or someone with a bad drug habit…or perhaps both!

Reportedly, the pop-tart also has no ‘home training.’ After eating some chicken, instead of being normal and using a napkin, Britney wiped her hands all over a Gucci dress that she was to wear for the shoot. The dress, worth thousands of dollars was stained with grease and ruined!

If that wasn’t bad enough, TMZ reports that she allowed her dog to poop all over the floor. In defense of poor Britney however, she did clean it up…but used a Chanel dress!

So, you might be wondering how the photos turned out. TMZ reports that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the pop-tart into something more presentable. However, Brit wasn’t having any of that, opting instead to have one of her “skank friends” make her over.

Okay, is it me or do you all smell an Anna Nicole Smith episode a brewin’?

I mean between Linds, Brit, and Paris. Ya gotta figure one of them is going to turn up dead pretty soon.

Course, it always seems to be the Farleys and Belushis and Phoenixs that drop. What a waste! Take one of the ditzy girls instead, no great loss.

I think it’s over for Britney. I sniff (no pun intended) co-caine involved in this. It seems like the drug de-jour in Hollywood these days. No one can be this f-ed up and helm a good career come back. She’s crashing and burning. At least she’s doing it without getting behind the wheel drunk. I’d sure like the amount of money these pop tarts spend on drugs in just one week. Probably matches my yearly salary.


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