Dog Chapman’s Tirade

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The National Enquirer has obtained an explosive and shocking racist rant spewed by Duane Dog Chapman.

WARNING: THIS AUDIO CONTAINS STRONG AND OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE

The Enquirer says they have two tapes of the Dog hurling insults at his son, Tucker, during an undated telephone conversation. It appears as if the Dog is concerned that Tucker’s girlfriend, Monique Shinnery, who is black, will set him up because of the language the Dog uses.

In the nearly eight minute long tape posted on the Enquirer’s website, Dog says the N word numerous times and demands that Tucker break up with Monique or he’ll be fired from the family bail bond business.

THIS JUST IN: A&E issued the following statement to TMZ: “A&E has just learned of the story released by the National Enquirer concerning Duane Dog Chapman.

We take this matter very seriously. Pending an investigation, we have suspended production on the series. When the inquiry is concluded we will take appropriate action.”

Who cares? Does anyone NOT believe that Dog the Bounty Hunter says the “n” word? Big f-ing deal. Hey black people… rednecks call you n***er. I know that you are surprised by this! (not) And guess what? You call white people crackers. Of course I can say “cracker” and I can type “cracker” and no one cares.

Here’s the deal. One of the most successful women in the world is black (Oprah). Obama is running for President. The best athletes in the world at football, basketball and track & field are black. You got Halle berry, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock… If some dumb redneck calls you the “n” word, pity him. Don’t get mad, don’t call for a boycott… just pity them.

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Britney’s Label hates Her Too.

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Jive Records is officially giving up on trying to get Britney Spears to promote her new album. They’re not even planning a tour despite her single “Gimme More” topping the charts. The label realizes that Britney doesn’t care and is apparently becoming fed up with her antics. NY Daily News reports:

“They can’t get Britney to do anything!” said a source close to the label and Spears. “They did get her to do one photo-shoot for some promotional materials, but beyond that, they can’t trust her to even show up. This album could’ve been so much bigger with Britney involved. This is the one opportunity they have to try and sell a million records. They were forced to [go on with] their marketing plan.”

Britney may not even care about the money as her estimated worth this year is near $100 million. Her activities in the press seem to emphasize a detachment with reality:

But her bizarre behavior was evident as recently as Sunday, when our spy found her looking confused as she wandered around the locker room of the Four Seasons Hotel in L.A. — wearing just a bikini bottom. When another woman asked her where the hotel pool was, Brit replied, “Oh, is there a pool here?”

And to think that Britney actually PASSED a drug test? Why do I find that hard to believe? Ummm… I dunno. Maybe because normal people don’t walk around hotels topless. It’s a wonder there are no pictures. I guess Britney forgot to call the paparazzi and tell them where she was. I’m starting to feel bad for anyone over the age of 25. We’re gonna be telling the youngsters about a day when Britney was hot… and no one will believe us!


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Happy Halloween! Teri Hatcher

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It’s Teri Hatcher as the Queen of Hearts. Granted, she looks really bad… but she looks great next to her daughter dressed as Alice. HOW CUTE! Seriously… it’s cute. Happy Halloween! (I think I just thre up a little in mmy mouth.)


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Happy Halloween! Rumer Willis

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It’s Rumer Willis as Bruce Willis in drag. Happy Halloween! (I think I just thre up a little in mmy mouth.)


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Happy Halloween! Paris Hilton

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It’s Paris Hilton as a horny Sailor Girl. Happy Halloween!


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