Oct 29, 2007
Movie News, Celebrity News

By Kirk Honeycutt: Unfortunately, bees just aren’t that funny. They talk funny now and then thanks to that force of comedy, Jerry Seinfeld, who co-wrote, co-produced and stars in his first animated feature. But they aren’t intriguing cartoon creatures. Nor is the odd story Seinfeld and his collaborators dreamed up very inspired. The film labors too hard for its comic moments and never discovers a cartoon logic that will allow bees and humans to interact.
When “Bee Movie” opens, honey will equal money for the first week, but repeat business, so vital for animated films, is not likely to be heavy. Seinfeld’s considerable and loyal following certainly will help.
This isn’t too much of a surprise to me. I love animated movies, but this one never interested me. Seemed too much like “Antz”. Maybe next time Jerry…
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Oct 25, 2007
Halle Berry, Celebrity News

Momma-to-be Halle Berry is catching some heat for trying to be funny on “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” Monday night.
Seems she was using a Mac program called Photo Booth that distorts images, according to Page Six.
Apparently Halle showed a photo of herself with a distorted nose and said “Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin.”
Well, it didn’t go over very well, and it was edited out of the show at her request.
Halle was reportedly near tears when Page Six called her to get her side of things.
Ms. Berry apologized profusely, and she didn’t mean to offend anybody. She said the Jewish cousin comment actually came from one of her assistants, who is Jewish, as they were perusing the photos backstage.
Poor Halle. It’s not like she said Jewish people’s noses are so big because air is free. Opps. Did I just say that? Maybe I should ask myself to edit that out. Dammit. I just told myself that my own journalistic integrity refuses to allow myself to edit my own comments.
Oh well. Enjoy Halle pregger b00bies. It’s great tissue paste material.












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Oct 25, 2007
Scarlett Johansson, Celebrity News

Scarlett Johansson has given boyfriend Ryan Reynolds her wisdom tooth as a birthday present.
The actress reportedly gave Reynolds the gift during a birthday party at the Los Angeles Chateau Marmont hotel that she had organised for him.
A source revealed: “She’d just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him.”
Johansson also gave the actor another private present for his birthday at the weekend. Her representative said: “Scarlett was out of town for Ryan’s birthday but she gave him a gift this weekend in private. There was no one else there.”
Yes this story is shocking. Yes this story is creepy. But what’s even more shocking and creepy in that Ryan Reynolds is banging Scarlett Johansson. The “Two guys, a girl a pizza place” guy? The “Blade 3″ guy? Geez. In a world like this, I actually have a chance with Natalie Del Conte. Look it up.








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