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Jessica Biel Can Kick Your Arse.

Oct 25, 2007 Jessica Biel, SnapShot

Is it just me or is Jessica Biel sliding down the hotness scale? The girl needs to stop working out. Huge guns are not a turn on for me. Nor is that short haircut. Justin must like his women hard and manly.

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(4 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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Alba Has Big Teeth, Bad Taste.

Oct 25, 2007 Jessica Alba, SnapShot

I’m not sure why Jessica Alba decided to wear a shimmering shower curtains to the Spike Awards. Come to mention it, I’m not sure why anyone would go to the “Spike Awards” in the first place. What I do know is that Jessica should start selling toothpaste.

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(4 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Hilary Duff is Hot Again?

Oct 25, 2007 Hilary Duff, SnapShot

What the heck is going on? After becoming too skinny and getting huge teeth, it looks like Hilary Duff got herself turned around. She also got herself a new booty. Rejoice! The old hot Hilary is back!

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(5 votes, average: 3.2 out of 5)

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Hayden Has Great Legs.

Oct 25, 2007 SnapShot, Hayden Panettiere

Hayden showed up at a nightclub recently. I’m not sure why an 18 year old needs to go to a nightclub, nor do I know who that little kid is. What I do know is that I want to lick honey off her gorgeous gams.

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(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

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Kim Kardahian is Tissue Paste.

Oct 24, 2007 Kim Kardashian, SnapShot

Here’s Kim Kardashian. She’s got a show on E!. Who is she? Just another dumb socialite with no talent. Her step father is Bruce Jenner, and her step brother is a scumbag star f**ker on “The Hills.” Of course no one knew who Kim was. What’s a socialite to do? Well, she banged singer Brandy’s brother Ray-J. They taped it, and it got mysteriously leaked. Sound familiar?

And yes… now she has a reality show. Damn do I hate these people. The only reason I am posting these pictures is for you to masturbate to them. Cause that’s the only thing she’s good for. Yes… the only thing she is good for is Tissue Paste. (I’m trademarking that term.)