This just in… Megan Fox is not hot.

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With TRANSFORMERS out on DVD, everyone is back on the “drooling over Megan Fox” band wagon again. The net went ga-ga over these pics of Miss Fox at the Spike Awards this weekend. Well, I’m here to set the record straight. Megan Fox is not hot. In fact, she is kind of creepy looking.

Dear Megan… Please stop stealing Angelina Jolie’s look. You are no Angelina jolie. Get a boob job, a new make up artist and pluck your eyebrows. Then we’ll talk.

-the_walrus.

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Carrie Underwood is Gettin’ Some.

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Carrie Underwood, single since getting dumped by Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback, Tony Romo, is now reportedly dating Gossip Girl cast member, Chace Crawford.

He’s really cute,” Underwood recently told PEOPLE of the 22-year-old Texas-born actor. “I’ve met him and he seems like a really nice guy. He’s got cool hair, he’s a nice height and he just has beautiful blue eyes.” The pair stopped by Manhattan’s Marquee nightclub last Friday, then popped into Gramercy Park Hotel’s hip Rose Bar on Saturday night. “At one point, they were holding hands, off to the side of the table, like they didn’t want people to see,” says an observer.”

Carrie Underwood is dating some guy from that teen CW show? Ya know, I watched the premiere of that show. High schoolers were drinking cocktails, getting laid in the back of restaurants and getting r-aped on rooftops. I’m sorry. But I can’t watch a show where 17 year olds are getting more action than me. I guess that rules out the Real World as well…

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Britney Loses Kids. Again.

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Britney Spears can’t even visit her children now. The troubled pop star may not see 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James — who are in the custody of Spears’ ex-husband, Kevin Federline — until she complies with a court order, Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled.

The order, dated Wednesday, does not spell out what directives Spears defied. A hearing in the matter was scheduled for Oct. 26.

I DON’T CARE ANYMORE! Damn. Some redneck doesn’t get to see her kids? Who cares? It’s obvious that Britney just doesn’t give a flying f**k about anything but herself. This story needs to die. Just like a certain former pop princess.

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Vanessa May Get Dumped.

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OK! Magazine is reporting that Vanessa Hudgens, one of the stars of the wildly popular “High School Musical” series, is about to be dumped by Disney. We cannot confirm this. Her people are denying it, and Disney is denying it, for now.

Sure it’s Disney. Sure… they don’t want to tarnish their image by having Vanessa Hudgens front and center after her unfortunate (!) realease of some noody pics meant for her boyfriend. But let’s remember that Disney is also a BUSINESS. There is NO HSM without vanessa. NONE! DO YOU HERE ME? VANESSA IS HSM! DON’T YOU DO IT DISNEY! Okay. I gotta go calm down now and go look at Vanessa with no clothes on. Ahhh….

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Lacey Chabert Has Clevage.

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Sometimes people bust (ahem) on us for how we crop pictures. Well not this time! Lacey WANTS you to look. She told me so.

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