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ALYSSA MILANO NEW YAHOO QUESTION

Feb 5, 2007 Celebrity News

Alyssa Milano’s Yahoo! Question: “What can we do to make the world’s children a priority in 2007?”

Her Profile Reads: I feel lucky that I have a face and voice that’s recognizable, that can educate people and empower them to make a difference. I feel it’s important to use my celebrity to get things in motion with the people in charge that can effect change. That is why I became a UNICEF Ambassador in 2003.

I love this crap.

Oh I’m so rich I should point out how poor people actually are in the world! And YOU, average schmoe, should pay hard earned money to us in order to save these poor poor people that I only have to visit once a year.

Yeah, she inspires me.

Between her residual checks from “Who’s the Boss” and “Charmed”, Alyssa Milano probably make more money waking up in the morning than an average family does in a year. When celebrities throw their weight around when it comes to charities, everyone wins. However, I’ve never heard “Alyssa Milano” and “UNICEF” uttered in the same sentence. She’s doing a hell-of-a job.

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DENISE RICHARDS LOVES THE SNOW

Feb 2, 2007 Celebrity News

What? Why would you be doing ‘the white stuff’ on the beach? What’s the point in that? Man I can ride a killer wave now, dude! Just you watch!

And as for the roast-beef: Ugh. I know what I won’t order for lunch tomorrow. . .

As we posted earlier, Denise Richards is on vacation, and looking mighty skinny these days. These photos might explain why. It seems Miss Richards enjoys shoving some of the white stuff up her nose. Fine Columbian coke, no doubt.

And we also get a peek at some of Denise’s naughty bits… a little roast beef hanging out of the old shorts. Can someone pass the tenderizer?

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LIZ HURLEY AT JORDACHE

Feb 2, 2007 Celebrity News

Liz Hurley

Liz Hurley at a Jordache event = a slow day.

Still, you may call her old and looking like she is, but I call her a H.A.M.

Her Boobs still look good, and that accent, “A’llo G’vnor!” Ohhh baby!

Liz still looks shag-a-delic!! And anyone who tries to make lingerie part of fashion is okay in my book.

Take note ladies! I want to go to the mall this weekend and see hot teenage girls wearing lingerie tops. Hey… Liz does it.

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BOLLYWOODZAP!

Feb 2, 2007 Celebrity News

A contestant in British reality TV show “Celebrity Big Brother” has been questioned by police over a racist bullying row, her lawyers said on Friday.

Shetty, who won the show by public vote, was called a “dog” on the program and a few of the housemates refused to learn her name, referring to her as “the Indian” and “Poppadom.”

Theoretically police could bring charges of incitement to racial hatred, carrying a maximum 7-year jail term.

Okay, first this is Shilpa Shetty, India’s Bollywood Star who is sweeping the world.

Second, I thought the Brit’s weren’t this racist at all.

Third, Dude they can throw you in jail over there for racist remarks like this! Wha?

Fourth, I think this chick is HOT! Supposedly she has a famous agent now and will be getting lots and lots of gigs from her win on Big Brother UK.

I would never call her a dog. Doggy-something, but that has an entirely different meaning, some would say a compliment!

This was a HUGE story in Britain. I think this chick went on to win the show.

Would I kick her out of bed for eating crackers? Hell no. But I hear Indian women don’t like to use “the mouth” during S-E-X. That’s a deal breaker.

As far as getting 7 years for being racist, it’s a good thing the USA doesn’t have that law. Michael Richards and Mel Gibson would be sharing a cell!

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TARA CONNER: GLUTTON

Feb 2, 2007 Celebrity News

Tara Conner Bring It

Miss USA: ‘I would try anything once’

That was a headline for Miss Conner.

I’d just like to say: I’m available. . . But just once.

Okay… I don’t want to go off on a rant here… but they stuck a twenty year old in rehab and brain washed her to believe that she was not only an alcoholic, but also a drug addict. Honey, unless you are doing a speedball outside “The Viper Room” like River Phoenix, I doubt you are a drug addict. Hey Trump. Thanks for taking a “Girl Gone Wild” and turning her into a whining, simpering “role model.”